Straight White Boy Problem #439

straightwhiteboyproblems:

why do other dudes rep snapbacks from places across the country? my friend has a Yankees snapback and i asked him if he was from New York and he said no. i asked him if he even liked the yankees and he said no. i was like ‘dude why you wearin that snapback then?’ and he was like ‘its all good man’ so i still dont know

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*


worknights:

Glocca Morra // ya’ll boots hats? (die angry)



Broken hearts want broken necks
I’ve done some things that I want to forget but I can’t
Broke my pace and ran out of time
Sometimes I’m so full of shit that it should be a crime

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

constantcollapse:

Does anyone have that really odd feeling when you’re alone in your bedroom laying down listening to sad ass music and you just realized how bored you are with life and you want to go on adventures and live and feel free but you just want to fucking die because you don’t see a point anymore and it’s not like you’re sobbing and you’re extremely sad, it’s more of a numb feeling and you simply just want to die idk that’s how I feel these days and yeah

worstcats:

Someone sent me this picture of Taylor Swift with her cat. I know she is a celebrity but I really think she’s setting a bad example by popularizing this breed. If you want a pet, there are lots of cats at your local shelter that are probably a lot softer, cuter and also not as damp.

well, that was embarrassing
me at everything i do (via dutchster)

lemonwolfling:

recklesstrickster:

wendymabelaraneaprenderghast:

nyilas:

homestuck made this more confusing to understand than it needed to be

I love my home.

I hate the dog.

I desire friends.

I keep salesmen from killing each other.

???????

the thing is thats exactly how i read it 

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE